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Episode #2 Grey’s Anatomy spin-off fan-plurk show, Dr. Bailey King Kong Balls MD

http://www.plurk.com/p/6l8r2

“Choose me! Pick me! Love me! Derek!” Meredith cries to no one in particular as she tries to put her nose back together from Episode #1.
“Meredith you’re 24 degrees shy of the right angle of re-dislocation of your nose,” said Christina. Good friend that she is,
Christina takes control of Meredith’s nose and pops it back perfectly in place.
“why are you always disempowering me, Christina?!” Meredith bleats, tears running down in zig-zag lines down her facial wrinkle lines.
“BECAUSE I’M YOUR PERSON! Meredith! OK! And I’m the token Asian on the show!” said Christina, maneuvering toward George to sew up what
Dr. Bailey KKB MD had ripped in the last show. George, whose fall was broken by Meredith, extricated himself from the collective ‘UGH’ of
audience members worldwide.
“Dr. Yang~ I rule your universe, and I’m the most normal person on this show. Now scram!” said Dr. Bailey KKB MD &gave Christina the boot.
meanwhile, Izzy fluffs her silky blond locks and makes sure them blue scrubs still make her look hot.

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Episode #1 Grey’s Anatomy spin-off fan-plurk show, Dr. Bailey King Kong Balls MD

http://www.plurk.com/p/6inoi

Bailey rips George a new one for being the whiney little man he is. “I have more testosterone
than you!” says BailyKKB MD as she smacks him up one side and down the other with one hand while suturing surgery patient with other hand.
as George falls clumsily to the ground Meredith trips on him and dislocates her nose, thereby guaranteeing 10 more seasons of self conscious
bleating. Izzy in the meantime fluffs her silky blond locks and makes sure them blue scrubs still make her look hot.

(we now break for intermission. like. overnight. because bb needs to get to bed) this episode of Dr. Bailey KKB MD brought to you by-
Subaru. … more careless young adults have gotten hot action in our backseats than any other off road vehicle. Subaru.