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Episode #2 Grey’s Anatomy spin-off fan-plurk show, Dr. Bailey King Kong Balls MD

http://www.plurk.com/p/6l8r2

“Choose me! Pick me! Love me! Derek!” Meredith cries to no one in particular as she tries to put her nose back together from Episode #1.
“Meredith you’re 24 degrees shy of the right angle of re-dislocation of your nose,” said Christina. Good friend that she is,
Christina takes control of Meredith’s nose and pops it back perfectly in place.
“why are you always disempowering me, Christina?!” Meredith bleats, tears running down in zig-zag lines down her facial wrinkle lines.
“BECAUSE I’M YOUR PERSON! Meredith! OK! And I’m the token Asian on the show!” said Christina, maneuvering toward George to sew up what
Dr. Bailey KKB MD had ripped in the last show. George, whose fall was broken by Meredith, extricated himself from the collective ‘UGH’ of
audience members worldwide.
“Dr. Yang~ I rule your universe, and I’m the most normal person on this show. Now scram!” said Dr. Bailey KKB MD &gave Christina the boot.
meanwhile, Izzy fluffs her silky blond locks and makes sure them blue scrubs still make her look hot.

this episode of Dr. Bailey KKB MD brought to you by-
“Safety1st Childproof gate. We’re all about your baby’s safety! except when our gate falls down on your baby. Safety1st.”
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Episode #1 Grey’s Anatomy spin-off fan-plurk show, Dr. Bailey King Kong Balls MD

http://www.plurk.com/p/6inoi

Bailey rips George a new one for being the whiney little man he is. “I have more testosterone
than you!” says BailyKKB MD as she smacks him up one side and down the other with one hand while suturing surgery patient with other hand.
as George falls clumsily to the ground Meredith trips on him and dislocates her nose, thereby guaranteeing 10 more seasons of self conscious
bleating. Izzy in the meantime fluffs her silky blond locks and makes sure them blue scrubs still make her look hot.

(we now break for intermission. like. overnight. because bb needs to get to bed) this episode of Dr. Bailey KKB MD brought to you by-
Subaru. … more careless young adults have gotten hot action in our backseats than any other off road vehicle. Subaru.

this is about as funny as I can get on Plurk… from Luna Tick’s thread on zombies http://www.plurk.com/m/p/67jg4

a taste (edited for this post and for brevity):
TheTick247 shares I just got a random spam IM: “John McCain may be secretly working for the Zombies. Can we really afford to take that chance?”

janechin that’s a concern…. although zombies are an inclusive group. they eat everyone.

janechin zombie autophagy is a rarely dealt with problem, due to social stigma, and lack of a zombie advocate/activist group.

TheTick247 asks so janechin what you’re saying it that the Zombies need lobyists?

janechin ah… it requires a more concerted coordinated effort, starting with a zombie rights blog, maybe a zombie social network. hey isn’t there a zombie app on facebook already? leverage that, build a grassroots base. to start!

TheTick247 I guess one thing Zombies have going for them is that they don’t need healthcare benefits

janechin but they do – in case one of them spontaneously reverts to pre-zombie state, need IV zombie-enzyme supplementation. healthcare=big issue.

TheTick247 wow, Zombies really do need their own grass-roots campaign, I never realized how many challenges they face everyday

janechin when your diet consists of only human flesh, and you take a look at your living conditions, it’s no wonder zombies buckle under pressure.

TheTick247 wonders if Zombies suffer from scurvy.

janechin i’m sure scurvy is one of a myriad conditions zombies suffer from. human flesh is a poor source of vitamin C, the staple of zombie diet.

TheTick247 high cholesterol too, no doubt since we’re all getting fat(tier).

janechin i’m glad you reminded me, Tick – cardiovascular disease and metabolic syndrome are both on the rice for zombies, and in fact, in 2007, CDC released a retrospective study that suggested that heart disease has infact, become the #1 killer of zombies – not gunshot wounds to heads.

TheTick247 …I’d imagine lead poisoning is a big issue for them, what with all of the gun violence aimed at them.

janechin Tick that is why many zombie advocates (not yet organized) have long demanded gun control, and also some have looked to drive up prices of copper, which are often used in making bullets. some have bought up silver mining stocks to stem the production of silver bullets.

TheTick247 says that explians a lot of the metal comodity price increases recently.

janechin ohmygosh don’t even get me started on the metal cartels… some zombies have created a blackmarket, selling metal at high prices to their human enemies – who use this to make bullets to kill their fellow zombies! the shame!

TheTick247 oh the humanity! wait…no, that’s not right. Zombanity, maybe?

janechin take note. million zombie march to take place nov 5th 2008 washington dc. be there or be eaten.

TheTick247 um…if you’re there, wouldn’t it be a given that you WOULD be eaten? Just sayin’.

janechin shhhh! you’re ruining the whole plan!!!!!